I am much more refined than these goofballs

http://kamazutra.free.fr/cats/

you need windows media player to watch it.

and when you do, just know that i NEVER do stuff like that.

ok, maybe sometimes. i do get my exercise by wind sprints two or three times a day. but even then i only go for 5-10 seconds at a time. i am 12 years old after all.

Eat Drink Man Woman = My Favorite Movie

normally i don't watch movies my people watch. they're dreadfully boring.

no birds to watch. no cats to stake out territory against. no entertaining napping or cat yoga.

but finally my people watched a good movie. well, at least it had a few good minutes.

i was minding my own business...sleeping of course...and a long time into the movie, well, it turned into a porno. two cats wildly doing the nasty. i couldn't believe that my people would be interested in cat sex. those two cats were really going at it and making tons of noise...the people in the movie must have been really jealous cuz they kept throwing stuff out the window at them. the subtitle reads, "at least someone's having some fun around here."

too bad for people. especially when they're not getting any.

then again, neither am i.





i miss my gonads.

The grocery bag

my people are strange sometimes.

tonight, the one with gonads held open this large white plastic grocery bag in front of me.

like i'd wanna get in it. duh.

then he moved it over my head. so ya. i bolted. but i got my head caught in the handle thing.

i ran into the messy room trying to get the damn thing off and it just got more lodged on.

so i just went into the people.being.lazy room and sat there. and sat and sat and sat.

finally, gonad.boy took it off.

at least he brushed me.